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  • The Fool:

    Something you've always wanted to try

  • The Magician:

    Something you're very good at

  • The High Priestess:

    One thing you wish you knew

  • The Empress:

    A woman you really admire

  • The Emperor:

    A man you really admire

  • The Hierophant:

    Something you believe in

  • The Lovers:

    A person who makes you very happy

  • The Chariot:

    A prize or award you've won

  • Strength:

    Something you struggle with

  • The Hermit:

    Favourite way to spend a day alone

  • The Wheel Of Fortune:

    Something you wish you could change

  • Justice:

    A decision you wish you could do over

  • The Hanged Man:

    A time when you wished someone would listen to you

  • Death:

    Someone you really miss

  • Temperance:

    Your ideal day

  • The Devil:

    Who you talk to when you're dealing with big issues

  • The Tower:

    Something that changed your life

  • The Star:

    Someone you consider perfect

  • The Moon:

    Something you fear

  • The Sun:

    Your happiest memory

  • Judgement:

    Your favourite song(s)

  • The World:

    Your dream job

that-guy-from-the-thing:

ronnies-corner:

breadmaakesyoufat:

starfreezer:

Georges son calls from Hogwarts on the first day of school terrified and keeps asking if George is okay, he reassures him that everything is alright but asks why he would ask that. Georges son explains that he thought he had died because he could have sworn he had seen a ghost that looked just like him joking around with the older students

STOP DIS RIGHT NOW

first of all, fuck you

Thanks Satan.

yannosocks:

bree-draws:

theonewhosawitall:

caffenespeaks:

think-progress:

“If babies had guns…”

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i’m crying, imagine the ultra sound of a baby and its got a little helmet and a gun and the doctors all like “congrats, its an american!”

you didn’t

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